“Come for your Christmas hay”
So basically Chuch Norris invites you to go into debt this Christmas. Spend your way into the red. Red is a very Christmasey color, isn’t it?
And in the Polish Christmas tradition, you put some sianko under the tablecloth at the Christmas Eve supper to symbolize the birth of Jesus in the manger. Every year the newspapers give away a little pack of sianko before Christmas in case you have no where to get some.
Rosie and Lizzie commented that Santa Claus has cool pants. Yes, he does. Very cool leather pants.
Chuck Norris=Santa Claus???